largeleader:

my ribcage looks so weird

like a lazily drawn lowercase m

please ribs

At least you’ll make a rad skeleton xylophone

(Source: 8bitsquirrel)

vapor-man:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

neon genesis evangelion

martinkerij:

Here’s a fresh ass Pirate Snake from http://e-mann.deviantart.com/I can dig it.

I can dig it.

martinkerij:

Here’s a fresh ass Pirate Snake from http://e-mann.deviantart.com/

I can dig it.

I can dig it.

Hanging with my baby. #selfie #baby

Hanging with my baby. #selfie #baby

futuregadgetkal:

toukos:

Things to ACTUALLY call your partner:

  • Baka
  • Dork
  • Nerd
  • Weeb
  • Big gay
  • Son
  • Aoba

My husband’s list of nicknames for me.

Smart Ass and Little Shit should also be added.

futuregadgetkal:

do you think he’ll get offended if I start calling him Dickman?

He’s more offended that you unfriended him on facebook tbh
(and please call him that forever yes)

Nobody loves Dickman :-(

Anonymous said: Ship you with... Deekman!

futuregadgetkal:

Go away deekman I don’t wanna think about my real life right now

Eat a bag of dicks! I did Dark Souls! >:-(

futuregadgetkal:

oh come on, if he can make a tommy gun of bees, think: BEE VIBRATOR. MADE OF BEES. BEEESSSSSSSSS.

Just because a vibrator sounds like bees does not mean I want it made of bees.

You guys know the bee vibrator is actually a thing right?

Cleopatra used one. Look it up nerds!

deekman said: I ship you with Fedex.

futuregadgetkal:

Where is my destination?

Your wildest dreams.

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