>Go into Gamestop
>Pick up Symphony of the Night
>Hear a voice behind you ask if that’s a good game
>Turn around
>Some random Gothic kid wearing all black with piercings and shit.
>”Uh, yeah I like the Castlevania games. They’re pretty good.”
>Walk away before they can respond. Walk into line.
>Some kid walks up behind me.
>Notices the game under my arm.
>Asks if I’ve watched “the anime”
>”Huh?”
>He’s wearing a shirt with Alucard on it.
>Attracts attention of girl in front of me.
>Twilight fan.
>What are the fucking odds of a Twilight Fan, a Goth and a Hellsing Fan all being in the same store when I go to buy a Castlevania game.
>Get to the front counter.
>Clerk starts to ring up my purchase.
>He smiles.
>His canines are elongated.
>I pull out a hand mirror and my whip.
>The Clerk is a Vampire.
>Turn around.
>The girl is a vampire too.
>The goth is a vampire.
>The anime fan is a vampire.
>The world is a vampire.
>Sent to drain
>Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flame
>And what do I get for my pains?
>Betrayed desires and ps3 has no games.